Safety Thirst
AnElephantCant stop himself laughing
At this news from Montana of course
If you’ve been for a beer
And your vision’s unclear
Leave your wheels and go home on your horse
The Department of Transportation
Made a video to keep folks out of trouble
If you go to the bar
Don’t drive there in your car
Take your horse and relax with a double
Now it was not supposed to be literal
The nag was just shown as a metaphor
But this mountainous race
Took the advice at face
The analogy they didn’t get for sure
No surprise there’s a city called Glasgow
At the heart of this faraway land
A new breed of Weegie
Who crawl onto their gee-gee
And trot home when they’re too drunk to stand
AnElephantCant help thinking of worse things
You could do when you’ve polished your dram off
When it’s time to go
Don’t walk home in the snow
Hitch a ride on a big woolly mammoth
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ReplyDeleteAnd really that's just not right
There's fabulous drawings
And rhythm galore
Here on your colourful site
A dram you say! that sounds a good one
I'm talking about an idea
But my thirst is quite strong
My first instinct was wrong
I've decided to have a cold beer
Bigrab aged 51 and (likes) a half
Now our stateside cousins are known to be silly
ReplyDeleteBe it in Montana or New York or Phillie
But they have surpassed themselves with this latest craze
Which brings a whole new meaning to the phrase
About going home from the pub with a filly