Pastafarians

AnElephantCant hide his admiration
For Pastafarians -  they make us look sane
They are fairly benign
But Intelligent Design
Makes them laugh till their sides have a pain

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Is a protest against misleading their youth
A small revolution
In support of evolution
They think that schools should be teaching the truth

AnElephantCant make up this great stuff
It all comes from the US of A
What makes us most glad
And proves they aren't mad
They celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day

The  Flying Spaghetti Monster is brilliant
A real challenge for one of Phil's doodles
This remarkable deity
Causes laughter and gaiety
He looks a lot like a meatball with noodles

AnElephantCant just accept what they tell us
But here's a message we would like to keep brief
While we may or may not
Doubt the Celestial Teapot
We defend everyone's right to their own cosmic belief

Now religion is a sensitive area
In Scotland it can cause serious trouble
We may be a bit daft
We prefer a good laugh
To make all of our wobbly bits wobble