Tuesday 26 April 2011

air traffic control

AnElephantCant feel too blasé about flying
He likes his four feet on the ground
When he boards a plane
His primary aim
Is to get back to earth safe and sound

He was not too impressed by this story
Of the air traffic controller in Reno
With planes in the skies
He just closed his eyes
Had he been up all night at the casino?

As a flight was approaching his runway
He decided he’d just have a snooze
A bit of a laugh
Or a disastrous gaffe?
We would sure like to hear his excuse

What punishment is proper for this chap?
This elephant mumbles and grumbles
Send him where it is smelly
Let him put on his wellies
And make him clean up behind all the big Jumbos

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