Thursday, 11 August 2011


AnElephantCant hide his admiration
For Pastafarians -  they make us look sane
They are fairly benign
But Intelligent Design
Makes them laugh till their sides have a pain

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Is a protest against misleading their youth
A small revolution
In support of evolution
They think that schools should be teaching the truth

AnElephantCant make up this great stuff
It all comes from the US of A
What makes us most glad
And proves they aren't mad
They celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day

The  Flying Spaghetti Monster is brilliant
A real challenge for one of Phil's doodles
This remarkable deity
Causes laughter and gaiety
He looks a lot like a meatball with noodles

AnElephantCant just accept what they tell us
But here's a message we would like to keep brief
While we may or may not
Doubt the Celestial Teapot
We defend everyone's right to their own cosmic belief

Now religion is a sensitive area
In Scotland it can cause serious trouble
We may be a bit daft
We prefer a good laugh
To make all of our wobbly bits wobble


1 comment:

  1. I myself am quite the pastafarian
    I don't pray or offer a hymn
    People look at me quizzically
    As if I should physically
    Be cast as a Billy....or Tim

    The idea someone floats above us
    Like some kind of celestial bird
    Dishing out favours and fury
    Seems to this noodle just quite absurd

    As for the teapot we can't say
    If it's flying round Mars or the Moon
    But bad news if you're hanging round waiting for God
    He's not coming any time soon.